alanrulez
hey hey, my name is Alan Teo, and i felt that my previous profile was too egoistic, so i changed it. I'm from Bethesda Church Bukit Arang, am part of the youth group there.
From SAJC too. Erm. yup.
Anyway, ill try my best to update this blog regularly with interesting blog entries, not just boring journals like 60% of teenage blogs. Do show your support for my blogging by visiting regularly and inviting your friends to come read this too, and TAG on my tagboard! Thank you, and have a nice day!
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Monday, July 03, 2006
Never mind if the youths lost to the adults by one point
never mind if the youths were outpassed by the adults
never mind if the adults counterattacked too quickly for the youths to defend
i still caught this beautiful ball. You can see how high i jumped. I
was on a .. 20cm high box? but see how much i outjumped the taller
ivan. ^_^
And oh my gosh la. my pants look DAMN tight can. i dunno how dom got
this shot, but my pants were like pulled tight against my butt. AHH!
Posted at 02:00 am by alanrulez
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Sunday, July 02, 2006
 Tahdah. This is my brand new 6125.
ok fine, i took this off a website (http://www.nokia6125.net/) and i
realised that all nokia phones have a 'blog'! hahaha.. how funny. Anyway, i cannot upload any pictures from it onto my com!! 3 ways to upload: infrared, bluetooth, USB cable i have no idea where my com's infrared port is or how to activate it, my com doesn't have inbuilt bluetooth, so must buy some adapter :/ I don't have a USB cable.
Damnit!! Ok does anyone have a USB cable that he/she doesn't want? or
at least for me to borrow so i can upload stuff onto my com. let me
know ok!
And the phone's memory is a measly 9MB -_- That's like, ouch, really
lousy. I can forget about adding songs or whatever until i get a SD
memory card, which costs, $66 , ouch. Don't know if i'll get it.
Oh btw, i have a Bluetooth headset! i heard it's quite expensive. Ok i just checked, it costs between $20-50!!
Ok, who wants to buy it from me? I don't think i will use it la. so
extra can just pick up phone why must use headset. i will trade the
headset+$30 for a USB Cable and a SD Memory Card!! Interested people
let me know!!
And yes, i have a new number, but i won't post it here in
case i get prank called. It's my msn nick. So.. if you read this blog
and you are a friend of mine you SHOULD logically have my msn also.
I'll keep it there for 1 week. My hp plan is
"http://m1.com.sg/M1/site/M1Corp/menuitem.e2f30a2a1a1860b609b422103f2000a0/?vgnextoid=cabd609933b72010VgnVCM100000275a160aRCRD&vgnextfmt=pdate:0512191109" m1 student plan, so have the free calls to 3 m1 numbers!! right now i only have one!! SO if you have an m1 number and you think you may talk to me most frequently (or just may call often), let me know ok!! And well for those of you lazy to go to that site, i have 1000 sms and up to 150 outgoing minutes. free incoming. SO CAN CALL ME MORE OFTEN NOW I WILL PICK UP !! not like last time i will hang up and send you a msg saying 'eh can sms? i dont have talktime'. hahaha. CALL ME .
Posted at 04:56 pm by alanrulez
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Saturday, July 01, 2006
If anyone had stopped by at Bukit Arang today, he would have been
greeted by a sea of red and white. National day rehearsal? nono, this
was the classic match of BA Adults vs BA Youths
Two 30minute halves were played, with subs coming in every 5 minutes.
The youths had about 8 groups to rotate, the adults had a more limited
choice of about 5.
The game was very tight - the scoreline was tied for most of the match.
The biggest lead was taken by the adults, leading by 6. They held this
lead for about 10 minutes, and a BAY team led by gabriel went on a
scoring spree to equalize in a short span of 5 minutes.
The adults relied on fast passing and counterattack to score their
points - the youths were generally slow to get back on defence after a
failed attempt on offence. The adults scored at least half their points
this way - a quick swift counterattack with 3 adults charging down and
only the guard defending.
The youths played a slower game of lob passes - sometimes wild ones.
This led to many turnovers as when the ball is in the air for a longer
time, it's logically easier to intercept it given a longer time to
anticipate it.
The adults went on a big run when a team led by Ivin took the pitch.
They had a tall big sized uncle as catcher, his CG was super low or
something. He can like reach out 1 metre and come back without even
losing his balance much. I think he wore weights in his pants.
So the adults terrorized the youths by just tossing high shots - the
guards for the youths averaged 173cm during that span, and they were
not able to defend against the giant.
Then came gabriel and co., with the likes of clara and raylia showing
some attractive passing that split up the adult's defence. A series of
3 successive steals by gabriel/clara let to 3 quick points, and they
managed to score 3 more to equalize.
As the game wore on, the adults were clearing tiring out, making more
turnovers and allowing the game to be tighter. The youths took the lead
for the first time and they exchanged leads.
Then came the final subbing, when the adults sent in their best team -
ivan on guard, the tallbiguncle on catch, and various quick passers
like aunty laykeng and uncle david on the court. The youths, however,
were binded by their buggy rotation system (i have no idea how joel
splitted, and how he paired up the groups, many imbalances), so they
just had an average team on the court.
It came down to the final ticking seconds when joel counted down in the
mike, and ivan started the ball as guard. The tall big uncle was
guarded by a shorter alan, who was ailing a bad cough. Ivan knew they
didn't have time to play the ball upcourt, so he tossed the ball
straight to the tall big uncle. It was a perfect shot - it sailed high
up and never dipped down. Alan never had a chance. The big uncle
demonstrated his low CG by leaning back and firmly catching the ball
The adults had won by 1 point.
- reported by alan teo
Posted at 11:23 pm by alanrulez
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Germany 1 , Argentina 1
That was the score at full time. It was a very tight match, both sides
playing hard and tackling hard. Argentina were missing their key player
Messi, who was unable to be subbed in because Argentina used up all 3
substitutes, including one to replace their injured goalie.
Germany didn't find their flow either, taking just 1 shot in the first
30 minutes. (or is it 45?) In the previous matches, they were known to
shoot from long range, terrorizing the keeper.
In extra time, both teams were terribly fatigued, especially Germany
midfielder general Michael Ballack. He had to limp off the pitch to
receive treatment halfway during the extra time.
It was still tied after extra time, so it went to penalty kicks.
And Lehmann saved TWO penalty kicks. ^^ owned.
Germany won PK 4-2.
LEHMANN IS FROM ARSENAL . Remember that. :)
Posted at 01:05 pm by alanrulez
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
The answer to why girls say they're fat
DISCLAIMER: This will most likely be a blog containing certain
sensitive issues that after reading may result in pain, anguish, agony,
hatred, dislike, etc. Proceed at your own risk. if you're going to
inflict serious injury on me after reading an entry that may most
likely provoke you to do so, please navigate off the page noww.
Ok, i've been thinking about this issue for a very long time. Why do
virtually ALL girls say that they are fat? Well ok, there are the
minority who are actually flabby , but flabby doesn't equate to fat.
Flabby just means you have to stop eating that favourite snack/food of
yours and exercise more. Anyway, do you realise that girls
who are REALLY fat (not really fat as in very very fat, but as in ..
like, actually obese/overweight) VERY RARELY say that they're fat? It's
like an ugly person doesn't go around saying 'hey yo i'm ugly'. From
past experience, most girls who are fat do NOT say they are fat. Ok
wait, to define what i mean by saying they are fat, i'm not referring
to those who look in the mirror when and nod silently 'yes i am fat, my
belly is so big, my arms are so big etc'. I'm referring to those who
constantly tell their friends and relatives and animals and all those
around them 'i'm so fat! ahh! i have to go on a diet! i'm so
fat!' and they go pinch their top layer of skin and muscle to
emphasize their 'fatness'. Ok, so with that
definition, most girls who are fat do NOT say they are fat. I mean, you
don't see a roly poly 80kg girl walking around saying she's fat. No,
they just continue eating their chicken drumsticks or they silently
mourn and acquire eating disorders like anerexia (how to spell) , but
they don't go publicising the fact that they are fat.
So this brings us back to the main question - why do normal girls, who
are so very clearly not fat, keep claiming they are fat? (it's really
weird to see a normal slim girl suddenly sit straight and pat her very
slim tummy and go 'man, i need to go on a diet'.) I mean, it's normal
for a girl to want to maintain her figure ('ugh, this ice cream got
alot of fat, i cannot eat otherwise i'll grow fat') , this makes alot
of sense, it's normal that a girl wants to maintain a slim figure. But
to have a girl complain that she's fat when she's not.. it doesn't make
sense. i have read a passage on this before, some time in my
early secondary school life, for english comprehension. It was a
passage about self esteem and other stuff, and was reinforced by
psychological research. It was really interesting. its
explanation for this behaviour is that what this type of
normal-claiming-fat girls are doing is drawing attention to themselves.
They are usually girls lacking good self-esteem, or simply girls
who want to encourage themselves. I mean, what they expect or hope to
get is reassurance, like 'oh, no no, you are not fat la. you are so
slim!' otherwise, there is really no grounds to keep making that
statement! I mean, if a girl grows a little flabby and she realises it,
she will just try to go on a diet and exercise more, not whine and
complain to the rest of the world, because obviously the latter does
nothing to ease her problem. So the only reason why it is still done is
because of the reassurance she would get, which makes her feel better
to skip the former. Yes,
in case you didn't get my point, i said: Girls who keep complaining
about their fatness to other people are seeking reassurance that they
are not fat. hah. i exposed all of you. ^_^
And well, if you say you don't DELIBERATELY want to seek reassurance
when you say so, i can tell it's a subconscious thing. or so
psychological research says. ^_^
Posted at 06:50 pm by alanrulez
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
i was talking to dom the other night.. then he asked me ''in your
opinion, who would be in the 'dream team' of captain's ball in bay?''
After some thinking, i realised that besides the catcher and guard, the
abiltiies rest of the players are quite irrelevant! I mean, defending
players just have to be reasonably fast, and attackers... have be
reasonably fast too? As long as everyone on the team can pass the ball,
there are no real prerequisites. Probably just the shooting part.
So we need a good catcher, and a good guard. Height is not an immediate
requirement - the guard must be able to time his jump well and jump
high , the catcher must have a good jumping ability to jump and land on
the chair and remain balanced. obviously he must be able to catch balls
well.
That's it. that's really the crux of winning a game of captain's ball.
if your guard can block out all shots, and your catcher can jump really
well to catch any wild shots by attackers, you won.
But, just for the fun of it, i want to come up with a dream team of
basketball =) initially i left out myself to be fair, but then later i
decided to put myself in, but still be fair la. please don't be
insulted /offended if you aren't listed here, or if you're not a first
team or if i say something bad about you. just writing constructive
criticism here :) i'll list almost everyone i know who plays basketball
before ok.
FIRST TEAM:
Centre (C) - Ivin
There's really noone else who can fit this role well. Ivin makes wild
hook shots occasionally, but there's no other alternative to put here.
His size and strength will give him an upperhand in inside-scoring and
rebounding.
Joel was considered, but his outside shooting is more valuable.
Power Forward (PF) - Joel
Good outside shooting, capable of making strong drives to the basket
too. Needs to have better vision - seldom looks up when dribbling.
Small Forward (SF) - Tianen
Good and making inside cuts and good footwork. Considered for centre
position, but he needs more size. He has a tendency to stay outside
too, and make the run in when he has the ball. Good vision.
Shooting Guard (SG) - Alan
Generally consistent shooting. Needs to vary his moves abit, though
he's good at drawing defenders and passing away. Need to work on
dribbling.
Point Guard (PG) - Gabriel
Accurate shooting, makes good passes, though sometimes tries impossible
layups. Should shoot more and make passes off runs more.
SUBS:
Giddy
Needs more confidence to take shots, has a sweet jumpshot at several spots which he should utilize more.
Daniel Choo
Good footwork, decent outside shooting. Clumsy ballhandling though.
Clara
Need to be more consistent in layups under pressure. Same for shots. Good defence.
Raylia
Good shooting. Nice fakes and decision making. Should play a more PG-ish role rather than trying cuts at the basket.
Wilfred
Needs better vision to know where his teammates are when he is holding
the ball. Needs more confidence. Makes occasional sudden bursts and
shots which surprise everyone.
Abel
Some nice footwork, need to be stronger on drives to the basket. Good outside shooting.
DanLoh
Needs to make faster shots. Hanging too long is pointless if he isn't super tall.
Posted at 07:06 pm by alanrulez
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the ray of light at the dawn of the day
it shone promisingly
an indication of a clear sunny day
the sky turned dark.
lightning flashed
it poured heavily
there was no warning.
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anyway, i found my chem file!! yes the one i lost before school ended.
i just walked into a classroom today and some of my classmates were
like 'eh alan your file is in front'. then i walked to the front..
and... it was my chem file!!
ahh... i photocopied all the notes for nothing. oh well.
Posted at 06:06 pm by alanrulez
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Sunday, June 25, 2006
ok i decided to add more as these are really funny
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor.
Here
are some actual logged maintenance complaints and responses with P =
the problem logged by the pilot, S = the solution and action taken by
engineers.
Qantas, by the way, is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed
Posted at 11:35 pm by alanrulez
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A lawyer(cross-examiner) getting owned by a doctor for asking stupid questions :)
The lawyer is the one giving questions of course. The doctor is answering.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere
Posted at 11:22 pm by alanrulez
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woo. Finally played real basketball after an absence of at
least.. 3 weeks. or more? Either rain/studies or something always kept
me away from basketball after church on sunday.. and on saturday nights
after captain's ball.. it's always too dark to really enjoy.
Played with tianen's friends who are really good. fast and accurate
shooters. They played 3v4 with us (me, gabs, tianen, giddy ) (ivin,
willy, joel, daniellloh), they won about 90% of their matches. The only
match they lost was against my team, which was their 3rd game of 3v4,
so i think they're shacked, and we played well also la.
The feeling of playing basketball just can't be described in mere
words. It has to be experiences. The euphoria of sinking basket after
basket of jumpshots and shots off screens... the satisfaction is truly
gratifying. Amazingly after not playing for so long i'm not THAT off,
still can shoot reasonably well. Though there was a stretch i shot like
shit and wasted alot of possessions. Bleahz. Grr, gotta
improve my physique so i can qie more. traaiiiin. now always qie in
kena knock a few times unstable already then cannot finish properly.
Anyway. i have chinese paper tomorrow. i can't say i really bother much
about how well i do, but of course hopefully i'll do well. Did that
make sense ? heh pray for me anyway. Btw THANKS RAYLIA!
Haha. she bought me an adidas wristband (from china). apparently i
asked her to buy it but all i said was 'heh if you buying souvenirs rem
me ok :P hahaha. no la.. joking. anyway, etcetc' . :) Oh well. Thanks!!
So sweet of her. i've been trying to find a picture of it on the net but can't. Adidas and nike have damn cool websites btw.
oh wait i found it:

LOL look at the name of the product:
"Women's Velocity Wristband"
I'm wearing a woman's wristband! =O
Posted at 09:27 pm by alanrulez
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